September 2008
14 posts
“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who...”
– Harvey Mackay
Monday morning humor
This man said, “I must have you right now! I’ll drop $500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up, I can have my way with you from behind!” The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man’s proposition. Her girlfriend said, “When he drops the...
New Puppy
I’m getting a new puppy tomorrow!! I’m so excited, I can’t sleep!! He’s an 8 week old pit. He’ll be Gemma’s stud! I haven’t seen him yet, but my brother say’s he’s handsome. He’s all white with a blue ear. =D
Stay tuned for pictures!
Walmart -
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obsceneities at them all the way through the entrance. The Walmart greeter said nicely “Good morning & welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there, are they twins?” The woman stopped yelling and said “Hell NO! The oldest is 9 & the youngest is 7….are you blind or...
“It doesn’t matter how slow you go, just as long as you don’t stop”
– Confucius
“Love me or hate me, it’s still an obsession”
– Unknown